1. Anonymous asked: Why would you fuck Adam sandler

    youngprinceofzamunda:

    tiit:

    cloudkittten:

    tiit:

    it was on my bucket list 

    Does the ‘was’ entail you already have?

    image

    yes

    lmao

    20 hours ago  /  12,188 notes  /  Source: tiit

  2. matictouch:

asap-rock-lee:

white lady and a duck in a rap battle

clearly not a fucking duck.

do you even outside bro

    matictouch:

    asap-rock-lee:

    white lady and a duck in a rap battle

    clearly not a fucking duck.

    do you even outside bro

    1 day ago  /  134,676 notes  /  Source: appil

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    Photo: Marco Antonini

    1 day ago  /  47,027 notes  /  Source: mymodernmet

  5. leonardodinapprio:

    tongue lookn like a white poodle
    tongue lookn like a brick of Peruvian
    tongue lookn like cumulus clouds
    tongue lookn like new shoes
    new shoOooOoooOooOoes

    Brush/Scrape Your Fucking Tongue.

    2 days ago  /  6 notes  /  Source: leonardodinapprio

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  7. hotep-ho:

my favorite word is the word of the day. little things like this make me happy.

I’m downloading this app just for that

    hotep-ho:

    my favorite word is the word of the day. little things like this make me happy.

    I’m downloading this app just for that

    2 days ago  /  4 notes  /  Source: hotep-ho

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  9. s1uts:

stonecoldpapi:

bruh…

he threw his whole lunch away

    s1uts:

    stonecoldpapi:

    bruh…

    he threw his whole lunch away

    (via beatgoddessmedia)

    2 days ago  /  35,401 notes  /  Source: meandmywhitefriends

  10. I’m getting sick of adults not knowing how genitals work

    2 days ago  /  8 notes